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What does this cocaine smell like?

I just unlocked the This is the End Box Office sticker on GetGlue

8290 others have also unlocked the This is the End Box Office sticker on GetGlue.com

Well, that’s the end. Thank you for seeing This is the End in theaters. We hope you enjoyed this hilarious movie. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Sony Pictures.

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beartier:

My grandma borrowed the computer for 2 minutes while i inspected a box.

what the fUCK DID YOU DO WOMAN

but

HOW

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socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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its great and all but a bit lonely

This feels really really really really good

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shoopei:

look at the kittens

these are turtles

this is what i’ll be remembered for

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